Cannabits: Stories and Lessons from My Weed-Friendly Life
Fun, anecdotal stories about weed and the adventures during my cannabis-friendly childhood in Northern California. Also a cannabis education platform. Whether you're looking to explore the world of weed as a newbie, or you're already a member of our community, this blog will be a resource for quality information, entertainment, and support. Having been raised in the Emerald Triangle, and as a 35-year cannabis connoisseur, I represent from Northern California. Welcome to my world!
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Learn About Cannabis Dabbing 101
Friday, April 23, 2021
What Is The Difference Between Indica and Sativa Cannabis?
Indica & Sativa Visual Contrast
Friday, April 16, 2021
The Great Sugar Prohibition
Cannabis = no big deal / Sugar = 😱 |
The Great Sugar Prohibition
I remember being insatiable to sugar as a child, at its
mercy whenever it was near. My mom was convinced I had a sugar addiction. I knew sugar as something forbidden and heavenly tasting. White sugar was not allowed in our hippie household
when I was little. But in my childhood, aside from my mom no one really cared
about sugar until later, around the mid-80’s. Quite the contrary in the 70’s,
sugar was often used to market foods! Cereals were branded with sugar in the name!
(i.e., Sugar Smacks, Sugar Corn Pops)
The first word I remember learning to read was “sugar”. My mom insisted that I be allowed the freedom to choose what kind of cereal I wanted, as long as “sugar” wasn’t one of the first three ingredients. As a result, at the ripe age of 3 years old, I understood what “ingredients” were, where to find them on the box, and how to review that list of data for “sugar”, like a word search I always felt hopeful to win (by finding it way down the list).
Little did I know the game was rigged. And my mom knew it. But she was teaching
me to fish, as the saying goes. She wanted me to experience the lesson rather than
just being told “no” …a true hippie perspective in raising kids.
Back then, even Cheerios—yep! toddler-friendly,
heart healthy Cheerios!—relied on sugar as their third ingredient, making it
ineligible for representation in our cupboard. Any cereal I wanted and aisle researched,
from Corn Flakes to Cheerios to Wheaties, was not allowed in my sugar-free
household. Nope. I got Grape Nuts. God, how I hated them! I couldn’t even wrap
my head around the name—Grape Nuts--being they were neither grapes nor nuts. Come
to think of it, I never really knew what, exactly, Grape Nuts were…?
If I wanted them to taste like
anything at all, I had to pound the block of brown sugar from our pantry on our
tile kitchen floor to break it up enough to sprinkle some on my cereal, only to
watch it immediately sink to the bottom... disappearing until those last couple
sips of milk when it would suddenly reappear thick and confident, like a
strapping super hero an hour late to the crisis.
My mom’s sugar prohibition continued
for years. Eventually she would become consumed with juggling work and duties
at home so she lightened up a bit over time. And when my parents split up when I was 7, I quickly realized my sugar loving genes come from my dad. Oh, how I relished the freedom of Trix and Lucky Charms for the first time in my young life!
The contrast between the cannabis-friendly/anti-sugar household went totally unnoticed by my family until recently when I started realizing just how these contrasts have shaped me into who I am today. Looking back it seems so odd, though!
My mom was right, I do have a sugar addiction. But she taught me well ...to pay attention, read labels, cook at home, listen to my body. Dad taught me that ice cream is one of life's necessities, non-negotiable.
I have not eaten Grape Nuts since I was a kid. I know my palette has developed, and I may like them as plenty of others do. I. Just. Can’t.
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Monday, March 22, 2021
It’s Marty Party Time!
Breaking The Stoner Stereotype...
Having been raised around weed, I’ve consciously chosen it over alcohol over the years due to its efficacy, harmlessness, and familiarity. Along with sharing snippets (stories of my childhood) from the book I’m currently writing, this blog will serve as a way for you to ride along with me in my discovery of the cannabis industry in California, particularly highlighting the smaller, boutique farmers with outdoor grows in the Emerald Triangle.
No doubt my passion for equal rights and justice will come
through in my writing, it’s part of who I am. I think I can safely speak for
the industry when I say: We’re done with the stigma and stereotypes.
I want to shine a spotlight on talented small farm “cannaculturalists”
(growers), who compete against bigger, more industrial, farms selling in bulk.
The big industrialized farms easily buy their way onto dispensary shelves (marketing/representation)
and who can blame them?! That’s the name of the game of capitalism, right? Thankfully
there is room for everyone in the industry… boutique and industrial, indoor and
outdoor, street quality and top grade. My focus will always be boutique, outdoor,
sungrown, highest grade.
Bringing small farmers of the finest grade cannabis closer
to consumers who appreciate a first-hand experience is an enriching education
for everyone. Boutique marijuana farmers usually want to know more about
their end-users. And, much like a winemaker, consumers appreciate hearing directly
from the creator.
Martyjuana Farms
In the spirit of that community, I’d like to thank Marty
Clein of Martyjuana Farms for sharing some time, stories, and insights with me
recently. Martyjuana Farms is a major league player in the game of outdoor, sun
grown, boutique-style cannabis in the Emerald Triangle (representing from
Mendocino County, CA).
Marty successfully protected his marijuana harvest against fires in recent years using several methods, including changing the way he waters his plants. |
Marty is careful to play by the rules, keeping meticulous records and hiring a handful of experts to navigate every part of the compliance and regulation side of his business. For Marty, it’s the only way to go because compliance is not his passion.
Growing is.
Lubricating The Brain
The perfect example of people who are inadvertently breaking the stoner stereotype, Marty’s not trying to break it… he’s just being who he is, doing what he loves. Goals and vision are a big part of the way this CEO and long-time consumer keeps things tightly focused. Marty discovered at a young age that weed helps his ADHD and allows him to think more clearly and, as a result, be more productive. He calls it “lubricating the brain”.
Interesting perspective coming from such a high achiever. Marty Clein has always been the kind of guy who enjoys excelling at any task he willingly takes on (emphasis on the “willingly”).
Good intention is a part of Marty’s core character and it is
in everything he touches, and in an inexplainable way, is very contagious!
Maybe that’s why Marty is a founding member of the Round Valley Cannabis Co-op,
a small growers association in the Emerald Triangle.
Organizing sooner than later makes sense since federal
legalization may mean the end of tight restrictions imposed by Prop. 64 that have
prevented farmers like Marty from reaching the end-user of their top shelf
product. It would allow him to connect with his customers on a more personal
level, which is in his nature and understandably extends into business life.
The Experience of Weeducation
The (pre-Covid) social educational gatherings he
affectionately calls “Marty Parties” are a glimpse into the community into
which Marty (+ now myself!) and millions of others find themselves… craving
camaraderie, connection with intellectual, like-minded peeps. Our tribe! Marty
used these party forums (mostly in SoCal) to educate people about the
differences between indoor and sun grown cannabis, answer their questions firsthand,
get to know their needs and tastes. And, in a world that worships alcohol like
a deity, interested party goers were suddenly surrounded by their own kind—those
who love weed.
Finding a “safe place” for cannabis consumers to commune and
share product, information, resources, etc. has been ruled by everything EXCEPT
literal safety… geography (legal/illegal)… career choice… reputation (small
towns, or local clubs where alcohol or a cigar is fine)… court/custody battles…
parenting reputation (with school, other parents)…
The stigma and stereotype game is still strong.
People like Marty remind us to step into who we are. Let’s stop hiding in the basement!
If gays are now empowered to come out of the
closet (holla and love to the proud LGBTQ? peeps!), we cannabis lovers should
feel empowered to come out of the proverbial basement where we’ve been hiding
to smoke bowls, blunts, and bongs for the last 50 years.
HIGHLIGHTS:
Craft cannabis growers are an integral part of both
agricultural and small business economies. Once tourism enjoys seasonality in
the marijuana market legally the way it does in the wine industry, businesses
like Martyjuana Farms will have opportunities to connect directly with
consumers. Currently, Prop. 64 prevents these direct relationships between
farms and consumers.
Yesterday’s stigmas are a sign of ignorance.
Being a stoner
does not make one lazy, stupid or irresponsible. Some people use weed to help
them focus clearly. The freedom to be who an individual WANTS to be is directly
related to the daily joy that person feels. That freedom is an inalienable
right.
We’re here. We’re high. Get used to it.
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Thursday, March 11, 2021
Same Year, Same Town: The Birth of Cannabis Kerry and 420
Cannacoincidences...
When they met in 1968, both my parents lived “across the
bridge” as we often say in the Bay Area. Across the bridge can be any number of
options in and around San Francisco. In this case, it meant north of the Golden
Gate in Marin County. Both my parents were raised in San Francisco.
My family’s history in SF spans several generations. My
great-grandfather was a gardener in Golden Gate Park. And my Gramps survived
the 1906 earthquake at three years old. He also walked across the Golden Gate Bridge
the day it opened. Gramps (dad’s dad) was a strong, proud, Irish-Catholic San
Franciscan and in the Hurley family, there is a certain legacy in that. He
would tell us cousins (his grandkids) stories of prohibition… how his uncle
made gin in the bathtub for neighborhood sale and trade, and how the cops would
look the other way for a price, or regular delivery. Being Irish during a
prohibition? Gramps probably felt some sort of deep-seeded duty in the silent,
sloshy revolt.
My mom and dad were both San Francisco 1960’s hippies in
their own right before they met through mutual friends. Whatever you’re picturing
when I say “San Francisco 1960’s hippies” is probably about accurate… hairy
armpits and legs, minimal clothing and haircuts (although they both had shorter
hair, the 60’s was more about functionality than aesthetics), sugarless/meatless
household, anti-censorship of the arts, many protests, music festivals and
craft fairs, and yes, marijuana.
Dad even lived on hippie-friendly Haight Street during its heyday
in the 1960’s before starting his teaching career and family, and settling down
in Marin County.
My Boomer parents have been the epitome of reliability,
compassion, structure and responsibility. If they signed a contract, they
honored it precisely. If they agreed to volunteer, they showed up on time and
recruited friends and kids to join.
1971 would mark the year I was born, and the first of a
number of oddly foreshadowing events revolving around weed in my life. That
year, in 1971, a group of high schoolers in San Rafael, the city where we lived,
coined the term “420” to mark their meeting time to smoke weed after school. An
interesting connection, albeit completely “coincidental”.
There is not a time in my life when weed wasn’t around,
even as a kid. My parents were cautious, didn’t leave joints out for us to
stumble upon or anything. They didn’t smoke bong rips (bongs gained popularity
with GenX in the 1980’s). In general, they were not big partiers. But they would
enjoy a joint as much as, and as often as, a glass of wine or cocktail in the
evening. It was so normal in our house, I never thought anything of it! Neither
of my parents smoked cigarettes but some of their friends did.
To this day when I walk into a room filled with marijuana
smoke, it takes me back like opening a file cabinet of memories…
Just to help break another stoner stereotype, I’d like to point out for the record that although we moved to Sonoma County when I was 3 years old, I have A TON of memories of living in San Rafael. Who says stoners forget everything?
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Thank you Sparc.co for the great reference article on the origin of 420!
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